Wanna cum on my face? Clean up your space!

I have a story to share. Since english is not my native language, I’d like to apologize if my writing is difficult to read. This is my story - I grew up in a third world country where people were so ignorant about health and didn’t care much about seeing a doctor when they got sick. Instead of going to a doctor,…

PETA sent her a letter basically telling her it’s her own fault and railing on her for her lack of empathy. She just got out of the ICU too.

First rule of nature, nature wants to kill you. Don’t go into nature.

Listening to someone whine about their lactose intolerance: “Uh huh. And........?”

In history class: “The black death? Pffft...”

Oh, those Oregonians, with their old tyme mustaches, artisinal salt, and bubonic plague. They’re just so trendy!

Got it during a hunting trip. Sometimes nature hunts you. Karma’s a bitch, kid.

I worked on that analogy for weeks.

Eh. Maybe they're trying to be Cool Girl.

I moved in with my boyfriend a while ago. My boyfriend doesn't cook (unless it's pasta or heated up canned food). He doesn't care if I don't cook either, but is happy that I do (i enjoy cooking and much prefer to know what I am eating). He works a minimum of 12 hours a day whereas I work part time. I consider it…

Ha! 1-800-Lnlywfe, obviously.

My partner and I just seem to care about different things in terms of household chores. So we have finally realized that and now I do the things I care about and he does the things he cares about, and the house stays relatively clean. We also both work outside the home and share child-rearing.