And here I thought a Fifteen-thousand dollar neon was insane.

You have fear issues you may want to address. Selling your freedom because of fear is the wrong road to go down.

Does it have to be anti- Trump blah blah blah?

The bucking is likely one or both of these things. Rear crossmember busing are likely shot and cause play in driveline, replace them. Also, there is a rubber boot in the intake between the greyish plastic pipe heading down beside the throttle body and the rest of the intake out to the maf and filter, this boot is…

Seriously.

“Instead of fixing it, I drove around for a couple weeks using my brights, because I’m a lazy asshole.” 

Came here to say this. Here’s a star.

I can’t blame Merc for this though. They saw rappers paying to have their cars wrapped in matte, why not offer this as a factory option for some extra $$$

Yeah, let’s blame it on those pesky millenials! Let’s not blame it on a range of motorcycles where the lightest weighs as much as the Death Star, the cheapest is still fucking expensive, the most powerful couldn’t pull the dick off a chocolate mouse, the most sporty has the dynamic prowess of a bag of shot badgers and…

John Cena: the car vlogger with the biggest punch

Any former police vehicle should be sold only after being painted a gaudy lime green so as not to be confused with active duty cruisers. In addition:

The Catera. It even came with it’s own godawful cartoon character, Ziggy, who hopefully died on the way back to his home planet.

I can’t keep quiet about this anymore.

Derwin employee 1: How can we make a decade-old Italian supercar less reliable?

I think to really make crossovers work you’d have to lower them and stretch the cargo area. I’d buy a crossover if it was lower in height and had a longer cargo space. And was painted brown.

I hate dealerships, even more so since I worked at one for a year.

I had warehouses of MOPP all over Europe in the early 80's, constantly had to rotate near-expiration suits out for training.

$1500? I think you’re are the one who is insane Penguin.

I know!

http://www.thedrive.com/the-war-zone

Consumers: We want more fuel efficient cars.
Industry: Here’s a 50 mpg CRX.
Consumers: AWESOME.
Government: That’s not safe. Make it heavier.
Industry: These new cars are safe, but not very efficient.
Government: Unacceptable. Make them more efficient.
Physics: Psht. Heh.
Industry: These are safe and efficient, but not in…