Excellent retort from the judge.

Not inaccurate. But I actually want to hear her sing. Unlike whiny dudes.

A kind heart means you will never be decrepit, even when you’re old. And a sunny smile makes anyone beautiful. It’s not question of age, and there can be great beauty in age. There can also be this grotesque, narcissistic, shit heel of a human being, Bill Cosby. Sigh.

My Law and Order degree tells me that her going to media outlets prior to the movie release means she doesn’t have much of a case here.

If you find yourself in my fair city this weekend...

This is the best use of technology ever.

These are the best engagement pictures I’ve ever seen.

Yeah, I was really freaked out. No memory of any of it. Apparently I used to turn up in the living room when my parents had friends over and just stand there staring until someone put me back to bed. But how the hell did I even get up on the footboard without waking her up, let alone balance there?! Brrrrr.

When Christian people talk about being persecuted for their faith this behavior is the problem. They are being called out for being racist, sexist, ageist assholes who don’t seem to follow any moral compass besides mean girls. Not for believing in JC.

How about more non gender standard costume dress up? My son begged me to let him be Anna this Halloween, so here he is with his little sister as Repunzel. .

“Oh, Christmas is canceled because you just got your three-year-old’s ER bill? I’m so sorry, I can’t even imagine. Literally. Can’t imagine. That’s a thing?” -Canada-brag

Well, good for Target. It really isn’t difficult to include a variety of people of different sizes, shades, and abilities. That mostly doesn’t happen, though, so good for Target.

St Joe is still an interesting place. It’s just north of Kansas City and stuffed full of historical tidbits and beautiful landscapes, wilderness and rivers. I get that as a flyover state and being next door to the WBC we don’t look like any kind of prime vacation destination, but the rates are cheap, the people are…

If you think a minor traffic infraction remotely justifies attempted murder: Fuck You.

Well, enter “an insect bit my groin”, into the hall of fame for bullshit excuses after knowing you are screwed. We can put his trophy right next to Tiger’s “I am a sex addict.”

There are three of us girls. In certain ways we were Partridge Family era proto-Kardashians (interaction wise). Middle sis, a lovable monster used to tease baby about her cry face all the time (usually after making her cry). One time we saw a cheesy 1970’s Hercules movie and middie started calling baby “Gorgon” or…

This is a picture a friend sent me this week. It reminds me of why it is vitally important for all of us to get more hats on cats. Nay, demand them.

Nah, just tired of the knee-jerk Jez/Gawker hate or mocking for all things Oprah, Palin and Goopster, to name just a few. Oprah's okay but far from great, Palin's hubris makes me stabby (I now mostly have to ignore all news/Jez/Gawker posts about her) and I think Gwyneth is a good actress who has no idea how the…

Oprah's been on 25 years, how about the hundreds of other advisors/experts who are scandal-free? But you're right, let's compile a naughty list and make it seem like Oprah's irresponsible for having ever given them a platform. - James Frey put one over on his editor and publisher, wayyyyy before Oprah had him on to…