midwestocean
Midwestocean
midwestocean

Thanksgiving is now the Jan Brady of holidays. : (

Oh I would do Race now, but back in the day, when I was three, Johnny was the cat's pajamas. It was the thick blonde hair paired with a black turtleneck and an adventurous lifestyle...slurp. And yes, no man has ever been able to measure up.

What about Johnny Quest? He was my very first crush!

I hate short hair!!!! I've always had long hair until chemo and thought that I would enjoy styling it in different dos as it grew out. Despised the look every step of the way! Only when it was long did I feel there wasn't a stranger staring back at me in the mirror. If people want to cut their locks that's their

Ten minutes ago...I had never heard of Stull Cementry until this article. Apparently it is less than an hour away from where I live.

One thing I know about NYC. It's not the happiest place on earth!

I shared my life-long long blonde hair off due to chemo. First, I'm glad to be alive (had to get that out first). Second, I thought I would do all sorts if hair length experiments when it started to grow back. What I found is that I HATED SHORT HAIR! I was cold in the winter (had to wear a hat to bed) and hot in the

Way to go sister state! I love you Kansas!

You know it might be easier to have kids if assholes (who should not spread their seed since they are not the brightest, best looking, or most athletic) didn't keep having children which takes resources from our kids. Just saying.

If I was Obama I would TOALLY break up with Mick.

True story. A few years ago at a Hobby Lobby in Overland Park, Kansas my friend (Jewish) and I (no religious affiliation but lean Buddhist) were browsing. Friend heard an employee (turned out to be the assistant manager) say on the phone while working the floor (personal phone call no less) about "Jewing someone

I hope it was a consoltion for her that her appearance in that ad probably saved many from similar cancerous deaths. She was a brave woman.

I wish Hollywood would quit trying to make Nicole Kidman happen.

Their celebrity profiles have been sleep inducing for years! I'm glad to read they are going to put some meat in these articles. I also hope they stay away from covers of dead celebrities and Nicole Kidman.

I thought that too! I can take or leave Paltrow and often giggle over the her pretentious comments, but making a video of what appears to be her Amway party is just too much!

I adore puffins! THEY RULE !

Maybe twenty grand, but definitely not 24!

I liked her earrings! I wonder where I could score them.

I love it when men wear their hair like this! Hot! Hot! Hot!

Good for Oprah. As someone who watched a girl of fifteen slowly die in a hospital from a gunshot wound (if she had survived she would been quadriplegic) I feel nothing but rage when someone vomits out NRA propaganda. Listen few things would make me happier than living in a gun free world but the reality of that is