On Twitter this person says he is Martese Johnson's roommate and that it was in fact Martese's real I.D. that he presented.

I got cookie. COOKIE DONT YOU DIE ON ME!

I've been lurking on Jez for ages and of all articles it took this one for me to speak up about...I'm disgusted with the audience and Harvey's reactions. She's so clearly proud of her hobby, the science and art of it should be cultivated and applauded. Seize the day youngin' and don't let the haters drag you down!

I think all these stories are made up anyway. Someone wants us to believe in a place called Nebraska. Bull shit.

Come on. You're better than this.

GO AWAY.

And saves me from having to leave the house! Truly, food delivery is the greatest invention of our time.

Roger Miller's story is why I always overtip for delivery. I get pizza so hot I can't even eat it yet, and the Indian place sends a free dessert every time. Mmmm mango mousse. I don't get why anyone would be shitty to the person who is saving me from having to cook and wash dishes.

Whelp, you fuckers did it - ya finally broke me

I love you, Bad Writer Facebook Friend!!! Keep on defining the shit out of this era!

It takes time and serious commitment to built up that kind of tolerance.

On what planet did "Dr" Phil get his training?

Oh God, I went down that rabbit hole. I cannot unsee

Good lord, that's horrific!!!

WHITE PEOPLE

Tina Fey (via Matt Lauer) really nailed this one:
"I'm always amazed at what women will do because they're afraid of being rude,"

It's amazing to me that this story hasn't gotten more coverage. Why aren't people outraged over him like they are over Bill Cosby? It's not just his crimes but his reaction to them being discovered. Collins is hellbent on throwing his wife under the bus and painting her as a greedy bitch instead of owning up to his…