midwestlez
midwestlez
midwestlez

My emotions are confusing me. I feel strangely, inexplicably happy for him and this is the first time I've ever heard of this kid.

Oh fuck, he's cute.

Moisture is the essence of wetness

too bad lesbians have been having mind-blowingly awesome sex for eons without the help of Cosmos' stupidity.

I hope at least one of the tips is trim your nails.

Cocksucker.

With you! I have three rescues and would have hundreds more if I could afford them. Can we make something like this for humans now, too?

"Desperate, dangerous measures". SO LETS ENCOURAGE THIS!

She's fucking someone else, bro.

Shonda, just make Olivia and Mellie get together. Mellie can become the POTUS with Liv as her First Lady and personal fixer. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

Running makes me feel like I'm dying and I hate being sweaty, so I'm a swimmer, a fat swimmer, which my doctors have always been supportive of. When I swim, I get looks from the men (it's always men) whom I'm lapping, who just cannot believe I'm kicking their asses. Their stupid faces and attempts to beat me are a

DO YOU NOT WANT ME TO APPROVE OF YOU? DO YOU NOT WANT MY APPROVAL???

Yes! I love Adele with the fire of a thousand suns.

Clinton would high five, and Kennedy probably would, too. Reagan would look very uncomfortable and try to say something folksy. Carter would be adorable and sweet, but awkward. Johnson would probably make a reference to how big his dick was. Bush the first would have no idea what the fuck to do, and Bush the second

The is a lovely story and all, but where is the gay food promised in the title? Gay food is underrepresented in mainstream media as it is, and frankly I expected better from Jezebel.

WHOA! That's pretty cool.

They always look really good and then in my opinion about halfway the plot goes to the crapper and I'm disappointed it wasn't cooler. Coven should have ended better!

I hate this planet.