midwestlez
midwestlez
midwestlez

This would be a good time to examine the effects of genetics on penis length.

Nope. It isn't. Urrybody gotta worry-troll.

This is the most important article Jezebel has written all week.

20. You are, scientifically speaking, the least diverse band of all time. What do you have to say for yourselves?

Once again, Lindy...you've made my day! It's like a car accident, I don't want to look but somehow I'm completely captured by this "band"...

In the dancing with the weirdly-zippered pants picture, I legit thought they were trying to do some sort of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles homage (cuz of the each wearing of the different colors thing) but they need a fourth triplet (oh shut up, you know what I mean)...and Walter could be Splinter.

OMG MAKE THEM SHOW UP

"MEN ARE TERRIBLE CREATURES GET ONE AS SOON AS YOU CAN"

"The Bidens" is a reality show that needs to happen.

And thank you for helping provide Terry Richardson with an uninterrupted stream of victims, I don't care if people are being hurt and exploited as long as the results look kewl..lolz.

go home Dov, you're not fooling anyone

A docu-series is allowed to be boring and uneventful. If she was still drinking and had a sassy gay sidekick it would be a reality show.

Oh, it was. Especially when it's like; braids, shoes, glitter, RIPPED GUYS WITH BIG DONGS, fairy tattoos, lace...

Same... I like big butts and I can not lie. :(

"I even like the asshole" is a great sentence.

Fixed it.

Mellie needs to tell him what his father did. I need him to suffer for it.

Each week I am shocked that 99% of the actors and actresses on this show haven't had a heart attack or brain bleed resulting from all of the yelling, stomping and overacting they do.