AH YES CHRISSY IS THE BESTEST OF ALL THE BEST THINGS EVER

Lesbians always ramp it up to beating on each other and throwing shit about. I was only surprised this happened in their home and not on a sidewalk outside of a bar

HAHAHAHAHA

THE SUN KING SHALL RISE AGAIN !!

Firoina is a horrifying very very likely reality. She said its 90% likely she will run

You totally need like 11 of them now don't you?! (I mean who doesn't)

PETIT LAP GIRAFFE!!!

Yes!!!!

I'm in! Let's rock this ish!

A southern state discriminating against gay people?! Floored!

That should have been listed first so maybe my “YAY WEEEEED” would've carried me through the rest of his bullshit stances

Absolutely excellent response. Bravo.

You're a creep. Go away.

totally second #1 ! Obviously being on board 100% with #5, goes without saying

I will always, always be #TeamDrunkGirlCrying2015

what about SNRI's??

NETFLIX FO LYFE !

I think that's totally reasonable, no one likes dangly bits.

It would be easier if you just posted, "Hi, I'm Matt & I'm really looking for a verbal ass-kicking tonight."