I DO THIS TOO!!!

"My ovarian cyst just ruptured."

it's my goal to get it to #1

Stealing children is still wrong, correct?

CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL CRYING DRUNK GIRL

DRUNK GIRL CRYING FOR THE SWEEP!!!

Like a cat does, exactly like a cat does...

I like the way you get down.

I love making my dog overlords happy

THE DOGS MADE ME DO IT (I have 5; I'm out-numbered)

Yah...that was me. I'm TeamDog 110%!! So much so that I'm willing to get robbed (though there would be nothing to steal)

I wish "watching crying drunk girls scream at their boyfriends on IMAX" was an option. Oh well, there's always next year.

Sure the fuck did NOT

oh buzzfeed said something? must be true

I want to know the condition of the bathroom in the instance of Christian buttcheeks farting hot dogs

AHHHHH !!!!!

Shrayber. Did you just post this because the rest of the day's posts are going to be MASSIVELY fucked up?

No I could not get through that. Also, she needs more flour on that rolling pin. That's what I got from the piece that I watched.

SAVAGES