I thought that too! I was just gonna chalk it up to drug induced misleadings of appropriate family interactions

1. So bio mom just showed up? Good timing...?

I said this on the Pissing Contest of this week: get a jar of Peanut Butter and melt chocolate chips in it, stir it up. You're welcome.

Biotin!

Arrow is totally addictive. So are puppies.

"The Song of Achilles" !!!! total beach read, but still a cute, queer take on the Trojan War

it will change your life! and it definitely makes looking for sweats much more fun

DYING DEAD DYING DEAD DEAD DEATH

My s/o and I have entire conversations in the voice of our chihuahua mix

Nope. I'm totally in this boat too.

So...I had to wait until the perfect time (i.e. when I was on my computer, not my phone, and also when I was doing my homework so I had something better to do instead):
1. My chihuahua/rat terrier mix is named Tiny Cal. Tiny Cal has hewr own voice and a vwery hawd time pwonouncing hewr R's. Tiny Cal is also a drug lord…

I've only ever used semi sweet chocolate chips or regular chocolate chips. I think that Ghiradelli would be excellent though!

I BOOB HOLD WHEN I TRY TO REMEMBER SOMETHING TOO!!

if you melt a chocolate bar into the PB jar tgen mix it up its fucking gold

oh my god you are me. Might I suggest my favorite song: where have all my sweatpants gone oooohhh....obviously to the tune of where have all the cowboys gone

"teeters gonna TEET teet teet teet" yup I do that too

PREPARE FOR THE PEARL CLUTCHERS!!!!

I said: I mean it's intense, it's 'too soon', it's 'too much'. It's all those things. But godfamnit if we don't stay mad, if we don't stay vigilant, if we shut up & sit down, if we notch another race based death in the memoirs of atrocity in this country—what does that fix? Whose minds do we change? It just allows…

I mean it's intense, it's 'too soon', it's 'too much'. It's all those things. But godfamnit if we don't stay mad, if we don't stay vigilant, if we shut up & sit down, if we notch another race based death in the memoirs of atrocity in this country—what does that fix? Whose minds do we change? It just allows complacency…

well that was a huge waste of time