....at least the roomie was eating something...?

stuck a sparkler in my eye. I was trying to get a better view of the magical sparkling stick!

while skiing my first blue slope I was trying really hard not to do that pizza thing to stop. My dad tried to teach me the turning sideways and spew snow everywhere stop but I just couldn't get it down. So I'm going straight down the fucking slope with no way to stop myself. Near the bottom of the slope there's a sign…

seconded.

goddamnit Colin. I just love you.

just place Talk Show Hosts of Sin in between Gay Corner and Women Not Knowing Their Place Alley and your bases are covered.

OMG do you have an entire trophy room dedicated to yhis fact? Because you should.

I sense a new Nike advertisement possibility !!

here here. I sure don't care either.

No one should have to live in fear & hate from the people who begot you. If they need someone to blame for your "wrongness" maybe they should consider not having kids in the first place. I hope they never have any more children to torture, maim, or kill.

oh goddamnit. Shrayberged again. Fuck me man.

*returns Capybara with sadnesz*

ooooh well played, so very well played.

director: do like Bo from Lost Girl is succubus-ing!!

this is impeccably written. You're an amazing word artist !

email me at jezburneremail@gmail.com then I'll send you my real one !

if financially feasible, look into getting a Sunbox !

I've lived in Kansas my whole life, just applied to graduate schools, and am ready to get the fuck out too!! What field are you applying in? And are you interested in meeting up?