I am unfortunately allergic to acetaminophen

OMG SQUAREROOTOF!! I'm stupid excited for you and wish I could send you all my Xanax so you could just derp out and sleep! But since I cant: here's a Tiny Cal face beard for your travels

STAHHHHHHP

WHELP BUILDING A POND AND BUYING AN OTTER BRB

this is why college students are excellent.

totally agree here Mrs Lez is black, the darkest in her family and recently at a family event it was like watching a hierarchy documentary. I was treated the best by the wait staff, then her other family members bc they're lighter than Mrs Lez, then Mrs Lez last. I grew up small town white upper class so it was eye…

it BAFFLES me when other minorities don't get on board with the plight of another minority.

oooh I've found I have enough vodka to participate here as well! Let's rage against the man!

like paint cats.

so this is an indictment on its own right?

I want book club too!! Brilliant !

There's fried chicken under that Mac & cheese

....I'm in that boat with you. We're on the "sprouted 20 holes in the bottom but still clinging to hope SS"

Daily Show just did something I never thought possible: got even better. Now both my boyfriends work together.

brilliant! I'll pick you up next week.

I guess South Africa. Only downside: Trevor isn't there anymore. I'm banking on him visiting.

Up next! Watch out Jews! We're gonna out-holocaust Germany! Shabbat shalom!

America just has to be good at everything. We out apartheid'd africa. Congrats.