Um no. If I were elected President, I would piss off everyone in DC on day one by having a quick and small inaugeration followed immediately by a thorough review of the government’s budget and asking some damning questions to those in charge.

This. Not only does it demonstrate to an arena full of people that he doesn’t teach that style of ball, the public tongue lashing might make the player think twice about doing something like that again. So basically...

We can also agree that marching across the court to scream at a player in front of an entire arena, rather than waiting until everyone is back inside the locker room to do it, is not the greatest coaching technique.

Good on Gates taking the high road but... yeah, fuck that. That was a little more than mere lower body impact.

Bob Gibson is proud of you, son.

Age 12? Big deal. I plunked my 8 year old in the head just the other day. Sure she cried and cried, and my wife was fucking PISSED. But one thing’s for sure, she’ll never fucking crowd the plate on me again.

Prudent of publications to not buy and publish the photos. Publishing images of people in bed without their consent has bankrupted publications before.

“their three-year sentence feels light given the savagery of the act.”

White male, grew up in the burbs and I’ve been pulled over for speeding,etc. probably about 2 dozen times. Every time the cop had the pistol strap undone and his hand on/near the pistol grip, though not drawn. Roddy White is not special.

Everyone is so goddamn SHOCKED Hillary lost.

an overwhelming number of the male players likely wouldnt have even scored that goal, as they’d be screaming bloody murder and writhing in pain over that tackle.

If only they had let Bartman throw out the first pitch.

The best athlete in Detroit is always the Wings backup goalie.

Meanwhile most Americans will be hoping for dead microphones at about 9:05 EDT tonight.

Nah, Cubs fans existed 8 years ago.

Trolling Wrigleyville is Always Good. As a Sox fan I find that Cubs fans as a whole are no more awful than any group of young males with too much time and money. But Wrigleyville is a special pit of awful that deserves every cup of salt that gets poured in its rohypnol-loving wounds.

Fortunately, their comments only translate to 75% of any value.

Pretty sure the joke is these two teams will choke in the playoffs.

-Blues fan

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