I’d love for this to completely devolve into the Roman orgy that is Vegas: topless showgirls dancing on a platform hanging over the ice between periods, $3.99 all-you-can-eat shrimp buffets every 30 feet along the entire concourse, an ATM planted in the armrest of every single seat.

The moment he enrolls at Miami is good enough for me

As a Minnesotan (which is pretty much Canada anyway), and a die hard hockey fan, this hurts a lot. The Gordie Howe Hat Trick is the greatest feat in sports, and I’ll fight anyone who disagrees. I will then need to somehow score a goal, and get an assist, but dammit I’ll do it anyway.

Thanks, Deadspin, for reading the article at Vice and quoting the salient portions so I didn’t have to give those left-libertarian schmucks any clicks!

If he keeps that type of behavior up I bet the NBA will have no choice but to make him an owner.

Some Americans like to do their own re-badging.

As mentioned by the other person - I have no issue reclining my own seat for more torso space, but there usually isn’t any physical space between my knees and the back of the seat in front of me to let the seat come back. My arse is touching my seat, my knees are touching their seat. I usually have to remove the…

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

When my ex-wife had her credit card stolen, I didn’t report it stolen because the person who stole it was spending less than her.

More like former coach.

Stop it. You stop it, right now. Be pessimistic. It's the only way the Blues are capable of performing. When things look up, we implode.

As a Blues fan...what is this hopeful, vaguely positive feeling I am having in mid-May? Help.

I live in VA and agree. This car is something a cop would do a U-turn on, just to follow it until it did something wrong, or the officer just found your license plate has 3 screws instead of 4 or the tint is too dark, even though they just let 50 Suburbans with darker tint go by without batting an eye.

We’re already having our annual aneurysm, don’t worry.

Buying some much larger hats and helmets should be the first step.

City fleet is all Chevy. County has a mix. Also have seen an unmarked Monte Carlos in the city pulling people over.

Also, welcome to the unique city / county arrangement in St Louis.

I think he mostly got all the attention because “White people been hiding hockey from us for years bruh. This shit lit” is an amazing tweet.

I don’t think any candidate left could take Tony X. in November.

I don’t know what McKenzie was thinking there? Reaves is a man not to be fucked with.