Where I live these people are call pencil dicks

Baseball cap courtesy of Rohypnol lobbyists

Glasses used to spot future victims

Is that you Joe Buck?

It was just the smell of death. Nothing could be worse then the shit they sell in that store

Ditka

I have found that a certain individual where I work likes to lean on the open door to the conference room right before scheduled meetings and blow into the room. I have seen people reschedule meetings rather then go in there.

I had an older friend who was my Dad’s age, and we were riding in a crowded hotel elevator. He was against the rear wall and cracked one that was so load it sounded like a small caliber weapon. Immediately, no hesitation, he just masterfully said to me in a commanding voice “ I can’t believe you did that”

I gained two pounds reading this tread at home!

There is a new trendy grocery store in my neighborhood. The one time I went into look, it smelled like they were making tea from cremation leftovers. Yea Health!

Trifecta for Bill Tobin reference

o, and fuck him

Sad Murphy’s accomplishments seem to be slightly nullified every time he opens his yap. What a shameless veneer when this guy gets snarky.Glad to know another god fearing homophobe gets a platform for just hitting a fucking ball.

‘Torii Hunter was a great baseball player with a seemingly good heart who actively hurt people.”

I like you all

oh, and fuck him

oh, and fuck him

“a good mother who is practicing free-range parenting” This the biggest bunch of bullshit ever. (no offense meant to Fairboxie who wrote a great post). Who in the hell thinks of this stuff “free range”?

I just don’t get this whole thing. If a parent left a child in my business and was no where to be found, I’d call the police in about one second. I’d rather it be the parents problem to explain, rather then see some poor child abducted or hurt.

and remember”Don’t Vaccinate”!