Unfortunately they are repeatedly abused

He must have been celibate when he was with San Diego

“It’s part of the grieving process”

Rick Perry

+425 for 3 hrs

Now all you get at Austin area McDonalds’ is a tribute sandwhich the “BLV” (bovine leukemia virus). Said to make you want to die inyour sleep after a belly rub......

Add a little Valtrex and you have Shirley Temple with a cold sore

No one pimped more then Bobby Joe Ried

Great work David Davis, and I’m sure you had to ask Duffy to repeat himself numerous times to understand what the hell he was saying,

“a celebratory martini or three” extra dry with two olives

He looks like “Playboy” Buddy Rose

This is why they call it “LaBatt” blue

At least it was not a brroken condom or as they say up north....”little brother”.

MLB writers to food servers in press box, “load up that plate we are professionals”.

I at first glance thought this was Tejeda’s right leg landing in the infield

Sheed would be throwing death daggers from his eye slits

Thsi would be priceless if Bud Norris was doing the commentary

This puss in boots is exactly why young kids are bored with baseball. Unwritten rules my ass, this was by Joey B the best response ever to one of the most fun filled dramatic happy endings to an inning of baseball. The only thing better would be if this had happened to the Cardinals. Go suck on a grapefruit Dyson, you…

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