Dogs are friggin liars if given the chance.

I had a weiner dog growing up who was a total idiot. One time he ate an entire dish of hersheys kisses. We thought the foil and chocalte might kill him. My mother walked him more then usual for a day or two hoping he would be ok. We knew all was clear when we saw shiney little objects on the edge of the road…

This looks like the caddy’s room at my local muni

I had one of those father s too, kudos.

I used to suffer from Dyslexia, and still yearslater, I get the same fun you did out of this headline.

aI know someone who does this shit all the time, makes nasty jokes and comments and shit and always, I was just kidding” or “you have no sense of humor”. Can’t wait for the day someone knocks him on his ass and remarks, “ I was only trying to help you chill”.

Williams was a total tool asswipe as a player. one of the nastiest unfriendly dickheads you could encounter, so it makes total sense that he would be hired as a manager of young men. It was hysterical to see all of the brain trusts in baseball and ESPN selling for this guy as “the man” wjo could make it all happen in…

God I hope they are both there next season. First time Papalbon challenges someone with his antics, can’t wait to see everyone and the catcher glued to the bench or their position. It will be central park on his head. Makes me relish the thought of next season

Yes but can you promise “Barronelle Stutzman”

Let’s hope they can get Gohmert to go first

It’s “Murica”

Cheap shot but I’ll say it anyway, “box or screw top?”

No one seems to mention how the owners have this mysterious “transfer tax” that applies to franchises when they move city to city. The fee I have always heard is between $200-$500 million for a team and the money is divided amonst the owners. Funny how this is distributed amongst all of the teams, and then the league…

Someone’s gonna get clipped

andit would have “beautiful walls”

Where I live, we call this a “Saudi Prince backing out of the driveway”.

Everytime I see his name I want ot say “Sup Bladder”

Serious jailhouse scabies!

Thank you! I am so sick of this crap. Every bride and groom shot with glowing falrey backlight at f1.2 is my new standard of vomit. this kind of goes back to seeing people not creating anything real who are under the age of 35. It’s always some illusion and copy of someone else’s shit from a ong time ago. ( Yes I am…

This will all come to an end when the colostomy bag explodes on a naked bootleg.