midtownalpaca19
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midtownalpaca19

What’s awesome is how the Secret Service went casual with matching khakis and plaid shirts:

Radiohead was always a mom band

Radiohead is a mom band now. No shade - moms are cool - but it’s real.

The BEST thing was the flood of pictures on social media afterwards of little girls staying up late, watching her speech on TV.

I think he really is excited for her and it makes me feel good. They don’t have what appears to be a “traditional”marriage and I appreciate that they have found a way to make it work and seem happy.

It’s easy to cynically point at all the failings of American democracy. But the one thing that will never cease to amaze me, and that I will never stop reminding myself is unique and incredible in the history of government, is the American transition of power. Like, there’s no subterfuge or questions or violence or

Ironically, the Right and Country Music in general have their own version of political correctness. The Dixie Chicks dared to say what they think, and despite that their views were aligned with the majority of Americans, they offended the Right’s sense of what is politically correct and they were blacklisted from the

For real. When has country music ever been politically correct?

For the first time in history, white men have to occasionally, just a tiny bit, think before they speak and be questioned about their words and beliefs. This is the “political correctness” everyone is whining about. How dare people that they’ve always been able to oppress, insult, laugh at, or dismiss demand respect

I’m not crazy, right? I sat on one and that was my first thought. EEEEEWWWW!

I came home from school one day in the 90's to find my stepdad had installed one in our only family bathroom. He was so proud and declared that it was, “like shitting on a cloud.” But it wasn’t! It was like shitting on a creepy old man’s lap!

From the dictionary:

YES!! And you just KNOW it’s never really clean...

That horrible way they hiss when you sit. And there’s always a split in the vinyl with really sharp edges.

Cool update. I’m again reminded that Kristen Stewart has the incapability of closing her mouth and breathing through her nose.

I HATE SOFT TOILET SEATS. My aunt had one in her house in New York and I hated it every time.

Did he really say that? But that’s like...all the policy. I’m going to tell my next boyfriend that I’ll handle all the chores, as long as he takes care of the ones inside and outside the house.

According to her lawyers, Rosner felt that another instructor could assume responsibilities over the Spanish-teaching portion of the class, while she would focus on reading and writing.

Women and minorities have been dutifully pulling the lever for white men for decades (when they were allowed to at all) and you never heard from them even a fraction of the hysterics that Sanders supporters have been displaying during the DNC because they didn’t get their #1 choice.

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.