deadspin and also profootballfocus (who think he’s the worst CB in the league) and pretty much everyone with two eyes.

Good job by Sharpe for brushing off this scrub’s comments.

USC and their employees making a decision that wasn’t well thought out legally?

“I got like thirteen more followers after that.”

I coach a kids sports team and most of them are around 16 and they constantly surprise me with how intelligent, kind, funny, and genuinely GOOD people they are. But listening to them talk....sometimes it makes me want gouge my eyes out. Everything is either weird or random or epic. THERE ARE MORE WORDS, KIDS, ITS OKAY…

I’m with you. I’m really tired of pretending like internalizing the patriarchy is somehow liberating for women just to make sure I’m on the internet’s most cutting edge of feminism. I get it, sisters are doing it for themselves and I love to dance alone as much as the next lady, but come on. We’re only serving men by…

Right? Which part of all the twerking asses for the camera and crop tops and slightly parted red lips were not male gaze oriented?

the conspicuous absence of the male gaze

He wore #4. There was no “0” in front of the #4. Your post is out of bounds.

And then the ball boy seemed to try and play keep away for a second, which I thought was weird

Alternate Fox News Headline:

Oh god, this is so excellent but also so painful... :-/

Ugh. Wasn’t there some player recently who picked number 23 because of his childhood idol...Lebron James? When I heard that I just went back to bed.

Didn’t know Shaq was Muslim, cool to know.

FUN FACT: Due to religious-based dietary restrictrions, none of these athletes can eat Donald Trump.

Zinedine Zidane

The unwritten rules of baseball say this should be settled on the field by Harper waiting until Papelbon is on the mound, then nailing him in the back with a beanball from the outfield.

Papelbon’s right, you know. Doesn’t seem very fair that he should get in trouble when there’s 25 guys in that dugout who choked.

So Papelbon is being an entitled crybaby? That’s really hard to believe.

Hey, my first time reading Jezebel and what a great thread this is!