I know its fucking hilarious even if its not true I am deaddddd because of course someone would start this rumor about Mariah
I know its fucking hilarious even if its not true I am deaddddd because of course someone would start this rumor about Mariah
If it keeps $50 million out of the hands of Scientology, I’m all for it.
The $50 million inconvenice fee! Yassssss QUEEN!
Says Ash, “Because he said he was going to become a Pokémon Trainer, he left on a journey and hasn’t come back home since. Eventually, our paths might cross!”
“Because he said he was going to become a Pokémon Trainer, he left on a journey and hasn’t come back home since. Eventually, our paths might cross!”
That sounds like something a mother would tell her kid to avoid telling them the harsh reality that their father is dead. It leaves them hope that he’s out there…
“Crybaby” is my favorite. Such a slinky undervalued gem.
tbh the fact that she doesn’t want to be president makes her even more qualified in my mind
But like, can she just give everyone a pep talk every morning telling us we are great and that everything is going to be okay?
It really can’t be understated how much American racism involves discomfort and obsession with black penises. From their being a constant target in lynchings (castrated and kept as keepsakes) to the protection of white women as potential targets of black men to white men’s discomfort with engaging in relationships…
While white dicks have been growing in abundance on film and television, clearly having a moment, you may have…
“we want everyone, including those in the media, to experience our games at the same time.”
Sex is an important part of the evening known as “date night,” but it doesn’t have to happen at the end of the date.…
“He had 50 years to put Tom’s name on any of these papers,” Ms. DeMaio said. “The will was never a valid will.”
Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”
He flies under the radar because he looks like a racist ghost who died during plastic surgery.
This is America’s Shade Queen, don’t ever forget it.
Going to take this in a different way here, bear with me. I’m actually writing this part after this giant rant, so heads up.. my depression/SSAD/mania are a bit ramped up tonight.
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I miss not having web services.
I miss the young internet days where things that you’d see on StileProject and SteakandCheese were only…
I’ve never been turned on by a first lady before. It’s a novel experience.
She’s a queen. Sigh.