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That she found a much older man isn’t the story here. It’s that the much older man happens to be Jon Lovitz. And that they teased out the big reveal over several meticulously crafted Instagram posts.

Getting to the end of that first item like

Dear Literally Anyone Who Ever Makes A Batman Film In The Future,

This is what happens when you don’t let Bruce Timm, Paul Dini, Alan Burnett, Glen Murakami, Greg Weisman, and Andrea Romano take complete control of your DC-verse.

eh. The Girl Scouts version are vegan. Though I’m not one, I’m trying to cut back on dairy due to severe lactose intolerance. That has suddenly made Thin Mints, which I used to ignore, one of the few GS cookies I can eat. What do you suggest as an alternative to butter that will still make them taste the same?

Really Kirstie?

Fellow straight lady here, would not kick her out of bed.

He was married previously and then became celibate after the divorce. Which, man. I don’t think I could hold out that long with Ciara, and I’m a (mostly) straight lady.

sweet jesus the gravitational pull of that rock is going to destroy her left arm

How can we pretend this isn't a necessary medical service when 1 million women have this procedure a year?!?!? Do we really want this to be a country where an extra million children whose mothers don't feel able to care for them are being born?

I can’t remember where I read this, but it’s the truest and most succinct summation I’ve ever seen:

That is... not true. Sure in some instances it can be true but usually because the partner feels jealous that their lover has feelings for someone else. This happened with my friend and her partner. She clearly laid out her feelings on the matter but most importantly said: “I will never tell you to cut her out of your

We have been together for 5 years and I don’t believe she would ever cheat on me.

To Letter #3
I have some serious trouble with the “reassurance” part. So if my partner doesnt plan to do anything with her insecurities, and lets them run wild, making her jealousy my problem, I’m supposed to cater to those insecurities instead of nipping thta shit right in the bud?
That’s not how trust works