ugh....my sexts are also during conversations! I want to be apart of this, but, it will be a wall of screen shots o.o

lmao hahahahahahahaha!!!

I know but, honestly, I (we?) don’t want to practice.

So...what happened next? o.o

LOL I’m a ghost haunting this keyboard that’s how bad he killed me.

I died. You killed me. x.x LMAO

lol got it.

Or not...can't we just go and not get any polish/acrylic/UV light? But the shaping cleaning and massages are all still fair game?

<3 I thought I was the only one who walks around asking Harpo who people are.

There are no Trader Joes or Whole Foods in the Bronx. There’s a Fairway if you cross the bridge to Pelham, but that’s Westchester and it doesn’t count even though I count it. We like (have) want and need nice things in the Bronx too...wait...do we count as poors? o.o

Please come to my neighborhood and replace the god fucking awful pathmark o.o

my body does nothing “little”. When I start being ridiculously busy and running on 5 hours of sleep I get so sick where I’m down for 2 weeks. My body be like “Oh, you don’t want to relax? I got something for dat ass.”

Lets be clear. Groupon ALWAYS does shady shit like this. My co-workers girlfriend works there. When I screen shot him some slick shit it said about the spa treatment I was looking at, he sent it to her and she said that they have teams of people who do that shit. (IDK if it’s official, but, she said they always try to…

I was gonna say something about a condom, but, nvm.

I died. You killed me. x.x lmao

Yeah and some only are lottery based. For example the NY Licensed Social Work one gets so many applicants that not everyone can get the little money they have, so it’s just luck if you do get it.

So was he watching it w/o headphones or someting? Was he not minimizing the screen the moment anyone pretended to walk in his direction. I’m sure no one would have complained if it wasn’t porn and he wasn’t blatant with it.

There was no option for No Bridesmaids, so I picked the next lowest number.

The pre-req for sex is for me to see it first. If its not up to snuff its a no go. So you don’t have to have sex with him to find that out in my book. (Cuz don’t we all inspect penis’ before insertion into self even with condom use?)

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