LPT: Don’t base your entire online persona around a slang word for feces.

Dude, Mario Maker is AMAZING. Don’t let these criticisms stop you from digging in, or at least considering whatever follow-up they do. I’m not sure I’ve had more fun with a game in the last 10 years.

There should be a law about how much adorable you could jam into a cubic meter. The Pikachu variations alone I’m sure cause such a high level of squeeee that personal injury becomes a plausible risk.

Actually, I don’t. I remember Star Fox Zero though.

“why?”

It’s a wonder that Pokemon first gen worked at all, the code is basically held together with duct tape. There are a few really good LPs and speedruns that show off just how glitchy the game is. It basically has no error handling at all so it’ll take almost any garbage data and try to use it in some way.

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Maybe I’m old school, but I absolutely detest video journalism. Nothing against your attempt, Mr. Klepek, but I believe it to be an evolution the needs to be un-Darwined. I enjoy Kotaku because it’s one of the few geek sites that still write way more often than they make a video. I would’ve loved to read the article,…

its really not, you should play Simant, thats way better then either blackjack or hookers.

The employees in question said that they would go on to make their own indie game. With blackjack. And hookers.

What? No Jabberjaw? No sale.

How to Ruin Monopoly and make people hate you!

I remember it differently. The market was flooded with too many consoles and lots of full price garbage games. A $7 mobile game/app scam doesn’t feel the same to me.

joking aside I do see a lot of complaints about not being able to afford things and that age group ends up being around late teens early twenties and thats a huge demographic of gamers.

Can you zoom in on that

Totally, Japan 4eva!

“Only 1 in 1,000 people are able to tell what this picture says! Like and share when you get it!”

I’m betting those people disappointed didn’t even play Bayonetta (or Bayo 2) in the first place.

I would say good luck to Kojima. But he’ll do fine. Konami however...