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Well, my American friends, best wishes for tomorrow from your upstairs neighbour. Good luck, best wishes, stay safe, keep calm, carry on, toodle pip, stiff upper lip, and all that rot. We’re pulling for you to snatch your country back from the short-fingered vulgarian and his drooling minions. Take care.

Well, in their defense it’s not like they could’ve voted to impea

like most of his deals, he wound up being an unprofitable business partner.

Anyone who voluntarily walks in to a room with Trump and isn’t holding a subpoena, a warrant or a cream pie to throw at his malformed orange face is a complete asshole.

As I grow older, I realize this: For the ignorant who know not what they do, offer the other cheek so that they may know the evil of their action.

racism is bad but has nothing to do with personal honor

They can have my overpriced premium deli meats when they pry them from my cold, but very well preserved, corpse.

Life without salami and pepperoni doesn’t last longer, it just feels longer. 😒

What I think the real moral of the story here is the guy who was hoarding all those parts, but died before doing anything with them (using them or selling them).

I don’t know about Rudy but I think Trump eventually convinces himself that lies he made up are actually true.

I, for one, completely believe Rudy’s version of things. His secret method of lying back on a bed to tuck in his shirt, while already fully clothed, is how he achieves his signature, rumpled, looks-like-he-slept-in-his-suit, wrinkled look. Now everyone is going to be doing it.

That sweet little old lady is the hero we need!

This one is election related. Our HOA has an extremely unenforceable rule of no political signs. They even sent out an email basically saying, hey we can’t really enforce it but let’s just not be assholes to each other during the election. So I had a guy in my neighborhood pop up a trump sign and a couple of other…

funk to funky

In a world that’s wall-to-wall shit, this story made me smile a bit.

We use a garlic press. It’s incredibly easy and I can’t tell the difference. 

Tiffany said in the 10-minute speech, in which she claimed that the president’s image has been ruined by “fabricated lies” and social media.

“Do you advocate herd immunity?”