“This has been a difficult time to be a law enforcement professional”

No joke: bookstores and libraries are full of deviants and weirdos! And that’s just the people working there (I keed)! But seriously: there are all kinds of people that come into the bookstores and libraries to use the internet, computers, free wifi, restrooms, furniture, etc. Some of them are criminals. When I was…

Well this does not bode well. Everyone knows that our public libraries are hot spots for all sorts of violent crime and public deviance. Wait. Do people still go to libraries? 

I’m thinking these ossifers* need to remember that they work FOR their communities, who pay their salaries through taxes.

The laziest three seconds of Googling turned up this March 15th quote from Biden: “If I’m elected president, my Cabinet, my administration will look like the country. And I commit that I will in fact pick a woman to be vice president. There are a number of women who are qualified to be the president of tomorrow. I…

Biden said the following in a March debate: “I commit that I will in fact pick a woman to be vice president.”

Or it's punishment for not believing in god hard enough. Or (and this old chestnut is my favorite because of how fucked up it is) god did it on purpose because he's testing you.

 It’s been WIDELY and WELL reported that Biden said he wanted a woman of color to be his VP pick. It’s not a “magical rule”, dumbass. It’s what he wants in a running mate for reason best known to him and his campaign staff.

Kamala Harris voting records routinely ranks in the top 10 most progressive in the entire Senate. You all can keep up the “Kamala is a cop” Russian smear all you want. For many of you, she’d have to be the left of Joseph Stalin to be “acceptable.”

His house, then use the proceeds to buy a place without an HOA?

A difference of degree, not a difference in kind...unless you’re Oscar Grant. Then it’s not even a difference in degree.

Looky here, America
What you done done —
Let things drift
Until the riots come.

Emergency calls are identifiable and easily traceable. The caller who falsely reported this needs to be charged with SOMEthing.

One op-ed writer pointed out that he's had brief moments of good behavior in the past when he shook up his staff, and a newcomer obviously told him how much trouble he's in. It happened recently with his new campaign manager, but the outcome is always the same: asshole resumes being himself, newcomer falls into line…

Yep - my grandfather was one of the people who died from COVID-19 yesterday and put the number over 150K. He was just a nice old man sitting in a nursing home in a room by himself since March. He couldn’t go anywhere but the virus came to him.

With a sword that’s +3 against Magic Sex Demons but only if the demon in question is in its man form at the time, if it’s the lady form it’s -1 because ya don’t hit girls.

“Look at my African-American Lizard/Demon Fighter over there!”

remember 3 days ago when the media was practically orgasmic that trump had totally changed his rhetoric and was taking the virus seriously?

This isn’t going to be news to anybody, but journalistic standards of objectivity are completely incapable of dealing with the situation in which the White House is occupied by a liar and a con man. Entire generations of journalists have been trained to assume that both sides of any issue are occupied by people…

“These revelations come via Will Sommer at The Daily Beast, who dug deep into the career of Dr. Stella Immanuel”