I’ve ordered delivery twice from my favorite pizza place twice over the past month. They are doing contactless delivery, so they ask if you’d like to prepay a tip on your card. Both times I’ve said $10, and to me that seemed reasonable. We are about 15 minutes away and I’m ordering for a family of four - two pizzas,…

Yeah, they could have just continued to eat dinner and they wouldn’t end up all over the Internet.

If I was afraid of a crowd, I’d go inside, lock my doors and stay inside. No need to go out and start shit. Let it come to you, if it is.

Now if I wanted to start some shit, I’d do what they did. 

I do have a bizarrely hardline food habit borne from Covid-19.

We’ve been in a racial Cold War since the Civil Rights act was enacted. 

this whole thread is wonderful.

Um, yes of course. Just like SJW is only an insult if you think social justice isn't something worth fighting for.

I read this in the voice of Titus Andromedon and it was perfect.

The definition of tex mex is regular mex covered in velveeta, so yes. 

From the forlorn look of his wife to the insistence that the inclusion of shredded cheese is “the only she can eat fajitas” as if she’s got a food allergy to non-cheesy-fajitas to crying about the whole affair on social media rather than actually just getting up and talking to the manager, the peak spoiled behavior…

I’m sorry, is it common to eat fajitas with cheese in Texas? Am I eating fajitas wrong?

These people are just wrong. From soup to nuts.

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In all fairness, if that was the case we wouldn’t have any cops. I like this idea even more now....

I propose either “PPK Patty” or “Walther Wendy.”

Also, the original tweeter is wrong. You couldn’t take a Denny’s hostage like that, they wouldn’t even let you in.

That’s what you get in states where “proving you know what the hell you’re doing” before getting a gun is considered unconstitutional.

That’s what you get when you hand guns out to people who haven’t had a day of training with them: people like Patty.

You’d think a lawyer would know not to (a) point a gun at people and (b) put her finger on the goddamn trigger. Those are two super major fucking gun-safety rules Ms. McCloskey broke right there.