The legal system grants near full immunity on cops no-knocks, no-video recorded raids, and racist DA and prosecutors deliberately mishandle the prosecution.

But haven’t just as many progressives and activists been telling white people that racism is their problem to solve and that white allies have to work on other white people to make them how they’re a part of the problem, and to stop looking to POC to tell them what to do? But when white women tackle it head on and…

WE JUST WANT TO BE LEFT ALONE

If that includes crimes like oh, I dunno that dance where the guy bites his bottom lip and bends his arms 90 degrees at the elbow and crimes of fashion, then I can see why all the Karens are so busy -- lots of catching up to do!

The other hardest videos they’ve ever had to make are for tier 2 and up Patreon patrons only, obviously.

He had two choices.

“Aggressive?” Rotten dick nuggets, no one would get aggressive with you if you MYOB. I would get aggressive too, he wasn’t security or a property manager. Whitey needs to stop deputizing themselves.

The thing is he was too close in age to Ritchie, and then Fonzie really took off in filling the role of a “big brother”, so what else could they do?

“ Easy come, easy go.”

No, we need to let them destroy themselves.

The GOP is projecting so hard they’re now presented in IMAX.

Trump’s inability to grasp that other people actually have thoughts, feelings, and worth beyond how they relate to him is pathological. That is really the core of Trump—every other person who exists, in any particular moment in time, either furthers Trump’s personal desires, and is an ally, or frustrates Trump’s…

Trust me...when he says ‘human capital stock’ its all cattle to him and his fucking ghouls whether you walk on 2 or 4 legs.

I feel bad for the dog. But not as badly as I do for black men against whom the police are weaponized. 

That... would actually be a pretty funny trick.

Let’s film Helen Mirren dressed as Queen Elizabeth II reading this so Damon can get a screenwriting Oscar.

She will get past this. In a week or two, her gofundme will be at $200,000 KKK money despite her previous Barack Obama affiliations. Because she totally, secretly voted Trump.

You mean a Noble?

I especially love that the rescue took the dog back from her. I guarantee you, this woman is the type of Karen who takes her dog into normally dog-free areas, and when people ask her to leave because it’s not a licenced service animal, she snaps back that “Don’t you know he’s a rescue? He’ll feel abandoned and have a…

I’m submitting this piece for a Pulitzer.