Fuck you, Azalea-but-spelled-a-different-way Banks; you are trash. Plus it’s bi week and you’re making the rest of us look bad.

Speak for yourself - I love my bra! My poor boobs need the support!

Pizza Rat doesn’t deserve that.

Oooh exciting!

I am so in love with Julep polishes.

Spironolactone (Aldactone) is the greatest thing in the history of the world.

Welp, there goes the last good casino in AC.

Congrats Mark, here’s a guinea pig for your enjoyment

I probably would if I could walk in stilettos!

I have trouble giving a fuck how they ‘celebrate’ women when women are, in a practical sense, not even full-fledged adult human beings.

If they don’t have at least one orgy then the entire thing is a waste.

Of all the Republican candidates, if I were forced to fuck one I think it would Rand Paul tbh.

I got my own fucking governor. Fuck this shit. *sets internet on fire*

What the fuck is happening with the ‘u’ in this new hellspawn font?!

I do, but I hate myself for it.

Thank you!

Does anyone have that gif that starts with the stick guy giving two middle fingers, then progresses until eventually middle fingers pop out from his face?

Oh my god that poor baby! I just want to scoop her up and smother her with hugs and kisses!

What is this “peace” you speak of?

I have PCOS, and my doctor told me that if you don’t occasionally shed your uterine lining, it can cause cancer. Was she wrong?