God these moderators are awful. I’m saving what I can stand for the prime time one.

PLEASE tell me someone’s made bingo for this!

You’re thinking of elephants.

Teenage me got a few orgasms out of it!

He wants to show it to you.

Vodka cranberry all the way! I know I’ve grown out of this drink, but whatever, it’s a palatable way to get tipsy.

Their relationship has never been healthy. Miss Piggy is kind of emotionally (and sometimes physically) abusive, really.

Even when I was a kid I didn’t show my arms - stupid KP! Now I wish I had before I got all huge and stuff :( This positive attitude thing is great, but it’s not going to stop me from feeling paranoid that people are looking at me.

Surely there are other things to pick on besides his appearance - and not Trump-esque you-did-this-to-yourself appearance, but a disability! I mean jeez.

If he does, this is in really poor taste.

Are we sure he doesn’t have some kind of nerve damage on the one side?

WTF that’s not even an afro.

It happened once when I was under 18 and again after I turned 18. Weird.

I used to watch...some UK reality show about women in a labor & delivery ward I can’t remember the name of...and I’m pretty sure that was the first time I’d ever heard of this ‘gas & air’ thing. I wonder why we don’t have that in the US.

No joke, contacts literally changed the shape of my eyeballs!!1!

3/10. I think if I sat on it that schnoz would be put to good use!*

Legit question: why did I have to sign something every time the school photographer (aka the librarian) wanted to post a picture on the school’s website that happened to have my face in it?

Aww that poor baby!

Oh my god I’m scared of most of these things right now!

Ah, the period: yet another sign of potential life squandered by whores. How long before all menstrual bleeding must be reported and analyzed?