midnightmeattrain
MidnightMeatTrain
midnightmeattrain

This piece was pretty annoying. I’m a female and I enjoyed the episode, as well as the previous two. Please don’t use Jezebel as a podium to whine about things you don’t understand due to lack of interest. My unsolicited advice: If you don’t care, don’t write about it.

You’re picking up on a trend with those guys...keep going.

Very funny post.

I dig your writing and get that you’re a Kings fan, but goddamn, 3/4's of the shit you post is about the fucking SACRAMENTO KINGS.

If the rules say that’s not goal tending, then the rules should be taken out behind the woodshed and corporally punished.

I’ve got no plans to go nowhere.

Goaltending: NBA Rule 11 (1-A, (f)):

No, its not happening.

A strong argument for the people who believe that white people shouldn’t say “woke”?

Kimbo Slice is dead.

But don’t worry pussy white liberals will continue to whine like bitches about it.

As a Canadian who thinks that our anthem, and many others, are overtly-religious/sexist bullshit, and have no place at sporting events, I really couldn’t care less about Wade taking a couple shots during it. But don’t kid yourselves, all this calling Canadians sensitive over this is ridiculous, if Steve Nash had done

I love it when someone is trying to tell about their horrors of employment and all they got is, “I wasn’t treated really well.” Oh, no, did you guys really have to work in a conference room?!?! How did you survive that? They treated you like just another worker and not the precious individual that you are? Yeah,

Please don’t misquote Kevin Durant. It’s rude and unprofessional. He did NOT say that Mark Cuban is “an idiot.” He very clearly (and repeatedly) said he is “a idiot.”

Honestly, I struggle to understand this defense of him, and I realize I’ll likely be in the minority here. First of all:

Random question: if Derek Jeter and Michael Jordan declined to comment on the story of Tiger being world-class nerdsauce in the club, who relayed the anecdote?

Grow the fuck up

Nah. In 5 years we’ll all miss him. His dickishness will be a virtue. “The other players are too friendly. Too AAU. Not Kobe.” Somebody on this site will post a “Lets remember the time Kobe dropped 63 against Dallas, then got bored and left after the 3rd quarter” video. Hell, we’re in the middle of an Iverson lovefest

I can’t really fault her for thinking that was a real quote.

That being the "best" or "greatest" are two different things is a great point man.