You know, I’ve looked and I’ve looked and I just can’t see anywhere in my comment where I said a single fucking thing about Hillary Clinton.

As the residents of Trumpistan are so fond of saying, she lost. Get over it. Focus on the short-fingered piss golem we’ve got to deal with now.

The state of education, is in theory fine. Research continually shows that educational outcomes are closely tied to your parents income bracket. This has been shown time and again.

As more and more people fall into poverty, the education system suffers because the education system was not designed to address poverty,…

He was really asking to get belted.

Tweeting is a bad idea.

Great work, Leitch, as always. Allow me to pretend to be smart by inserting a quote from Elie Wiesel’s Nobel Peace Prize acceptance speech:

One does not have to be a commie, but one does have to be a socialist -something we all are and there is nothing wrong with it. Every country is socialist, they very nature of government is socialist. It exists on a spectrum with varying economic principals -

You recast Mon Mothma, I’m sure there’s a gaunt, skeleton looking guy somewhere out there. Jesus, this was so distracting.

If two hours to explain a single exhaust port isn’t good movie-making I don’t know what is....

I do not agree with, disagree with, or really even understand what you’re trying to say here, but appreciate the time you took to write it.

Jeff Jarvis once came at me on Twitter over unflattering words about him I wrote in a thing I did for class and posted online. True story.

This is the plot to 10 Cloverfield Lane

Force Awakens was fine. It really was. John Boyega ruled, Daisy Ridley ruled, Oscar Isaac wasn’t in it enough but he was good in the parts he was in, Kylo Ren was weird and intimidating, seeing Han and Chewy and Leia again ruled, it had good lightsaber shit and good X-wing shit and good Millennium Falcon shit and it…

He’s a Dad. He got Dad Jokes.

The labored – call it agonizing – sentence structure employed in the aforesaid comment was submitted merely for the enjoyment – and, perhaps, though not entirely, for the confusion – of the commentariat herein and can be found, at the present moment in time, such as it were, here alone, unless and, though one hopes…

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…

Oh yeah, lemme get you a business license tout suite.

Shut Up Dave J.

"I even salute her good taste"

I have seen much worse, in terms of the scope and dollar amount of what they want.