He probably has a fuelshark plugged in.

Spiked hair and throwback raybans plus a fucking ridiculous duckface. This, America, is our future.

*Jalopnik poster sees a GT-R go by*

Tavarish?

Why eat concrete over a GT-R when you can eat concrete over a used Ferrari 360 for 25% less?

queue the “taking a gt-r through a drive through” hate.

Exactly...when I was an instructor I used to tell my students, “There is no right or wrong technique, but there is effective and ineffective depending on the situation.”

Hey, any martial artist will tell you that result is better than style in a real world situation. Perfect execution is for tournaments.

You can pre order one. Does that count?

I’m just waiting for one of the drivers to get carjacked mid-race, then it will feel like Mexico.

There is more chemistry in an awful press interview then was in the entire season of the latest Top Gear.

This is Jalopnik celebration! Wooooo!

Sky, genuine offer, I have an IPad that you can have!

10 minutes and no $Kay????

I tried it once.

I get it. It’s funny because you imply that kale is edible.

Manual shift mode, fourth gear. They do that.

Certainely not the late Gilles Villeneuve

If I ever get rich, I’m buying a DB7 and putting a ‘99 Mustang body conversion.