Oh my god. You are so right!

Personally, I have found poverty really freeing. I mean, when you have nothing, you aren’t tied down and attached to possessions or permanent secure shelter. You can just float away...

(Trying to imagine what a non-vanity butt photo would be...)

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

“Fuck you, Mazzie, I am not a bot! Or a troll! You’re a smelly peepeehead whose head smells like peepee!

When I watched this video, I was reminded of my cat, Tiger. she was tiny (not as big a this cat) and feral.

ROCK THE GREY! ROCK THE GREY!

Pretty sure she was created from a strand of Trump’s nasty hair. You know, like Eve from Adam’s rib, but more putrid.

I love candle drama.

Can we please flush this year down the toilet yet?

You mean the year Obama steps down and Trump officially becomes president of the US?

I don’t care if it didn’t cause injury. The fact that this guy was involved with one incident, that he was determined to be at fault for, and then let behind the wheel again is sickening. I feel horrible for the parents who had the crazy idea that their kids would be safe on the school bus.

Durham Bus Services got the contract this year for my child’s school district. They will be getting a call from me, asking about procedure and how they vet our bus drivers. Jesus, this story breaks my already broken heart. I’m empty. Where is 2017?

I’m waiting for the final one: “Not our President”

Back when we both lived in Asheville, I shared a gyno with Ms. MacDowell and for TWO YEARS IN A ROW I had the appointment right after her. It’s the closest I’ll ever come to having sex with a celebrity.

THIS POST IS FOR SARANFANS ONLY!!!!!