Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

Eh, they can do whatever they want. It’s a brie country, after all.

Does he have a flask in there?

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that was tim mcgraw you tone deaf dick goblin

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He finished the day at 5/20 passing with 4 interceptions.

I love you guys, I really do. But these videos are unilaterally awful. The tone is weird, and definitely not aligned with the rest of the Gawker #brand. And they’re not funny enough to be watchable given the lack of information they contain. (Really, what did this one tell me? Have friends? Play music? Pick a theme?…

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Promo Code: FUCKED

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.

Let there be Lite.

Why don’t teams just punt right away when they start with the ball so the other team has to go farther?

Yep, standing on the corner drinking “tall cans” watching others break the law and put citizens in danger sounds like a very “urban” thing to do.

This has been going for years in Baltimore and Philly. Connecting it to Freddie Gray is stupid both for the subjects of the article and the author. Also, it is far from a benign activity. They most certainly do not use hand signals (at least in my experience). It’s usually a 14 year old helmetless kid doing a 50 mph…

I don’t know this guy from anybody, but I find the joke idea to be perfectly plausible. The kid is from Salem, NJ. While it doesn’t strike me as terribly implausible that the dude might have racial biases, I somehow doubt that the flags of the Confederacy are especially dear to him. It seems more plausible that he…

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