Held the pizza sideways. Pizza’s ruined.

It’s almost as if we watched totally different episodes.

That graph is really awkward to use. I can only hope interactive graph building becomes automated.

This mall can do the kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

I don’t think I can justify owning 13 winter coats at once

Eh, they can do whatever they want. It’s a brie country, after all.

I feel bad for the guy. He didn’t know his character was bantha doo doo when he signed up to play him.

Does he have a flask in there?

i like it...... i LOVE it....... i want some more of it !!!!!!!

that was tim mcgraw you tone deaf dick goblin

i like it...... i LOVE it....... i want some more of it !!!!!!!

He finished the day at 5/20 passing with 4 interceptions.

I love you guys, I really do. But these videos are unilaterally awful. The tone is weird, and definitely not aligned with the rest of the Gawker #brand. And they’re not funny enough to be watchable given the lack of information they contain. (Really, what did this one tell me? Have friends? Play music? Pick a theme?…

A sales job where your metric is sales? Shocking.

Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Fuck this dude. He sounds like an annoying asshole.

I like Arcade Fire, but you’ve probably never heard of them *adjusts glasses*

Promo Code: FUCKED

Hockey gear is like jeans. You don’t need to wash them.