Honestly, we really need to break up the parties. They have a stranglehold on the country, like two dueling cops, with Corporate America behind the two way mirror nodding approvingly.

While his points have merit, I question his motives. Removing all statues from Memphis seems like it’s just a sneaky way to get out of paying Chandler Parson’s contract.

If your ex is there this is a valid complaint

You adorable child. Nobody is ever “innocent”. Stop watching so much TV. What, you think the one-armed man did it?

Astoria has been overrun by total assholes, like my ex.

I thought San Diego’s were also pretty good.

You build depth through the draft. You have hits and misses, sure. But tanking isn’t only about one single pick.

With Matt Forte, Josh McCown, and Marquess Wilson, the Jets are really trying to capture that old “2013 Chicago Bears-Marc Trestmann-5-Game-Mid-Season-Winning-Streak” magic.

My entire FF strategy for at least 3 seasons has been “use the DEF that is playing against the Rams.” I may have to change that to “Jets.”

I can’t tell you how many times in my professional life I’ve been commended for the work that I do and how quickly it gets done, when, quite frankly, I’m doing what is in my mind the bare minimum. I’m at a total loss at what other folks are up to with their time.

This comment resonates with me on so many levels. I also get strangely insecure and defensive about my state school education, despite the fact that some of the most useless people I have ever worked with have fancy degrees from fancy schools. I’m of average work ethic and average intelligence, and I constantly get…

Holy shit, dude, that’s like 1,000 words with no periods.

What the FUCK is this? Who the hell even talks about Buffalo and New York City in the same breath?

I call #fakenews

I’m a fan of highly improbable hypotheticals as much as the next guy, but a 9-7 Browns team strains all credulity.

Am I the only one who remembers how absolutely and consistently awful the Bengals were for 15 years before Lewis? That’s why his 8-8, wild card losing efforts should get him a lifetime contract with the Bengals, ceilinging be damned. The same applies to anyone who gets a 9-7 from the Browns.

Making lemonade out of a lipsticked pig.

I rooted for Lawrence Taylor. I would challenge anybody to show me a worse person who hasn’t killed anybody.

The college stuff is valid. And he is seen as a phony by a lot of people. And I don’t mean to imply that he’s got a double murder in him. But there are a lot of qualities that are very similar with somebody who millions of Americans trusted as “one of the good ones” for decades. The kind of guy who might not get any…

Bet you all regret “Man Eats Shit In Idiot Contest” was already taken today.