Even in the South you have pockets of resistance, but once you get in the rural areas all bets are off. Charlotte, Raleigh and Asheville don’t fall in step with the rest of NC, but there they are getting fucked over by laws the rednecks pass.

Before smartphones the kids mother would drag me to the mall, force me to help her pick out clothes for 3 hrs and then take all but one item back after waiting in the checkout line. We’re divorced now, and I’m not going to say shit like this wasn’t a reason.

I am a total Triscuit whore these days. I didn’t use to like Triscuits, but the (relatively) new flavors have me sold.

The concussions and general damage players were receiving was making it hard to be fan. Spanos has enabled me to finally be out.

I am with you right up to the end.

It could be worse, could be the medics using those books.  

No, a Kevin Mawae cheap shot

I started reading you during KSK’s first year. I went back and read all your Father Know Shit. I’ve basically read damn near everything you’ve put on the internet. I couldn’t agree with you about this situation any more. As an ex-Charger fan this shit.... I don’t have any words to say it better than you.

I have been divorcing this team since last year when the relocation was approved. To be honest, I was pissed all of 2015 for the pick of Melvin Gordon and that whole shitty draft. Last year was a good draft, but between the approved move and the fact they retained Mike McCoy, I was mentally preparing myself for this.

Seriously. I would think that the feeling that the opposing team is a bunch of assholes is pretty standard. It isn’t like he went on a long tangent about them being assholes, it was just a reference. Stupid shit like this is making it easier for me to drop football. Thanks to Spanos I can finally quit this sad…

This one would be tough, I’m a very impatient man. I had kids early, I could take a few years off the back end of my life, enjoy the front end more, and still have plenty of time to see the grandkids grow up. How long are we expected to live these days? Used to be early 70s was a good life, now?

We all lost hope that day. Then the season ended with the Colts winning the SB and Manning finally finishing all the ‘He can’t win the big one’ talk. Except the Chargers always had his number. That was the Chargers SB to win.

This is what I’m telling my friends as well.

Why would they have more of an OC fanbase now in LA? Since when did OC residents like being lumped in with LA county? Just a quick google and starting from Irvine, the difference in driving time between the Coliseum and Qualcomm is 30 min. That’s with no traffic. These numbers would even out with traffic involved. …

One thing about having kids young, is everyone forgets I am a parent. They know my kids and everything, but then they’ll bitch to me about parenting like I didn’t do it. My little brother is 10 yrs younger and just had kids around his 30th b-day. His wife will act like I don’t know what I’m talking about with…

Having kids in your 20s does interfere with pretty much everything. It wasn’t exactly a choice I made, as she was supposed to be on the pill. I harbored some bitterness at being ‘cheated’ out of my 20s. We got divorced in my early 30s. I fucked and drank like a crazy person and discovered it wasn’t as much fun as…

My wife is from upstate New York, and we currently live in the South. I did not realize how many people fled upstate NY to live in the South. We have met ~20 expats in random places.

I don’t yearn to go to college bars every night. I yearn for nights not spent asking ‘Did you do your homework?’ ‘How did your grade drop that low in a week?’

Had the first kid with my ex shortly before we both turned 22.

I had 2 kids by the time I was 22. Divorced after 10 yrs, got custody of both kids eventually and then met a new woman. She wanted children, but I was very adamant that I would not be sacrificing my 40s like I did my 20s. While she was out having a good time and doing whatever the fuck single people do in their…