I didn't see the hit or any video of it...but he obviously left his feet, and it looks almost equally obvious that he delivered an elbow and/or forearm shiver to the ducks player...not sure how that isn't at least a game. Without the video though it's tough to judge whether it should be more.

My hands are so good at opening pop bottles BECAUSE they are so soft and girly. The skin on my palm's so soft and squishy that it squeezes itself into the grooves of the cap and suction-cups onto the top for a tighter fit!

It would never occur to me to seek out a fella to open a bottle for me. My first thought would be, "Oh, the seal is really tight, I need to get a knife to cut the seal," not "Must find (and marry) man hands."

I agree that this is pretty unnecessary. (I like the idea of bottles that can only be opened with other bottle caps, Kristine!) But the music is pretty catchy.

Sometimes I try so hard to open a jar or bottle or box that I start menstruating on the spot two weeks before my scheduled date.

Why must they make everything so twee these days? I feel like I've overdosed on saccharine. Also depressed about being single. Thanks a lot, Coke.

I like the ability of the Internet to somewhat keep targeted marketing campaigns honest. Imagine the kinds of marketing that multinationals would be trying in horribly regressive areas like Saudi Arabia if they didn't worry about it hitting YouTube.

I hurt my fingers trying to open a bottle of coke, really. BUT I always have a nutcracker to solve my problem, really. No need to start a relationship because of that, really.

You didn't miss much. I'm not saying they tasted bad, but it was just a weird flavor for a chip to have. I didn't try the other two though, so I can't compare.

As someone who works in retail I can shed some kind of light. For my company, which is a nation wide chain, the special flavors come in a one time distribution from our warehouse. The local Frito-Lay reps didn't even have any to deliver to us after we sold out the first week.

We've already been so screwed by it, a little more probably isn't going to make a dent. And I honestly have NO idea how we're supposed to pay for this arena.

Considering 90% of the revenue generated (and shared) in the NFL is via television ad revenue, it's actually more profitable for the owners not to have a team in L.A. If they had a team (or teams) in L.A., then they'd have to show those teams' games in the L.A. market. If those teams are having a shitty year, then…

That's what NachoAvenger is saying.

Wait. A professional basketball team play in Sleep Train Arena, named after a chain of mattress and bed stores? Nobody saw a problem with this?

Wouldn't the relocation fee payed by Seattle do the same thing?

Except they're not going to move there-ever. Pro-sports franchise owners just want the stadiums open and available so their threats of moving a franchise seem viable.

owners know they can make more money by expanding to 32 teams rather than relocating one or two. ditto nhl and mlb. capitalism is easy. just follow the money.

I've spent more hours playing Minecraft than I probably have any other game. With a couple a friends it's infinite fun.

The whole map is built out of cubes. Each cube represents a type — Grass, Dirt, Stone, Diamond, etc...

The player can then "Mine" the bricks by punching them until they break. When a cube breaks the player picks it up — this brick is now in the players inventory. The player can then set the cube down where-ever they…

Minecraft is an odd thing. Watching it just makes you think 'oh, it's a shitty retro style building game. Well I have GMod for that' but then you play it and...well, it becomes interesting in a very weird way, a little like Sim City. Many people enjoy that, but really, who would want to be a city planner in real life?…