The voices were the best part. Any game that has a character say "looks like I'll be popular with the ladies again!" when he levels up is OK by me.

Almost half another beer

If you think he's a jerk to Yoshi there, try playing Kaizo Mario.

"By the letter of the rule, it was properly applied. "

So since it says she's "Clipper's" No.1 fan, that means she can only be a fan of one Clipper.

Wario's partner should be Mona from WarioWare. It at least made sense that there would be some wacko out there who warps Mario's identity for himself. But one for Luigi, too? Nah.

Uh oh, GuestL likes Waluigi. Whatever shall I do?

Waluigi needs to go away. By far the worst of the filler characters Nintendo trots out for its multiplayer games.

And you guys laughed at him.

If it's hard for a comedian to come up with good material then he is not a good comedian.

The guy who makes awful pop music totally sold out by making awfuller music.

Except the common theme with these dick pic articles is that most women apparently don't want to have to see them, ever because it's so appalling to look at. I'm not talking about unsolicited pics from strangers.

It must be tough being disgusted by the genitalia of the sex that you're ostensibly attracted to.

Would you like the Anaheim Ducks or the Oregon Ducks?

What about the Asian women with white guy fetishes?

There's no guarantee that anything a guy says to a girl will work. I've said "Hi" to matches and got blocked. If I'm getting blocked I want it to be for something better than that.

It inspired a cool video game, though.

Uh, ok. For future reference, try not to be offended by someone replying "late." People are in different time zones all across the world reading this stuff!

Clearly the other poster was playing along with you by saying "quit trying to make fetch happen." That's how the exchange went in the film. Not sure what's hard about this.