I thought you guys hate pranks. And that one guy can't even pronounce "seconds."

When presented with a line from a movie, a second commenter may add the follow-up line from the same movie. That is, indeed, the joke!

Wait....Harvey Levin's gay???

Well he did draw a walk to extend the inning.

How could Bonds have started it all when people were juicing long before him?

Yeah, the deep O sound is SO lacking in English.

Had enough of a soccer lesson, yet?

How long did last year's winner last? Like 4 months? I don't see that flavor in stores anymore

The Kennedy is are Catholic?

HOW DOES THE CLOUD WORK? WHY DOES THIS WORK? WHAT GIVES THE CLOUD ITS POWER??

Good ol' Dancin' Tank

That's some really bad low-level trolling there.

Statistically he was one of the worst starters a year ago

Prejudiced. Not prejudice.

Wow, Last Comic Standing is back? I had no idea.

Del Taco's better.

It's really not about just having live musicians. It's about the compositions themselves. MK8 has some fine tunes, but I still think Super and 64 had more memorable melodies. Going full orchestra instead of synth doesn't automatically make it better quality.

Root for the team that's ahead? As a kid I always rooted for the team that had the uniforms I liked the most. Actually, I still do that.

I didn't say it wasn't an improvement. To say that using text to communicate instead of voice is inconsiderate is just strange. Never had Pabst and I don't get your reference.

It never was a rite of passage. I'm old, have had the game since it came out, and never even beat it as a kid.