The standards for being evil seem to have gotten lower.

I searched for one of the accounts and it looked legit. Good enough for me.

You're so fake.

Nope. No apologies, either.

What we commonly call "video games" don't have any video (usually), either.

Just play one of the mini game-only modes if you don't like the randomness. Then it's all based on skill (depending on the games you choose), not luck.

Then he'd just say "haha you're dating a guy with a small penis!"

These chips had absolutely no chicken or waffle flavor, just maple syrup. That's not appealing.

So is Metroid's gun part of his hand, or is it part of his suit?

Good analysis, but he's not a lefty specialist. That's Javier Lopez. Affeldt is used more as a setup man, or for long relief. And you'll probably notice it, too, the next time Vin Scully calls it as he strikes out a bunch of Dodgers!

Taking a crappy flash game and making it better is kind of innovative.

You're asking for a pointless exercise that would only result in a token "or your girlfriend" added to the ends of sentences. It's useless.

"We weren't suppose to come this far anyway."

Those "Leaf is" fans have it rough.

You thieving monster.

"It's hard to imagine now, but when FOX's New Girl premiered two seasons ago, critics weren't sure if it'd be any good."

They divided the apartment in half? I'm not sure if basing your marriage off I Love Lucy episodes if the way to go.

Actually I didn't want to waste my time playing a game that looks unattractive, so that's why I posted. The videos and screenshots look ugly, so that's the reason why I called it ugly. Reading the responses actually made me more interested in what the game has to offer, and you were the only one who seemed to be…

Alright, a Deadspin post that mentions the Ducks!

Actual chicken and waffles are great. The chips, not so much. There was no chicken flavor.