"What's worse is that I would probably be one of those women struggling with the cap."

Sorry I don't read the comment section of every MC article.

Actually, the previous commenters helped a lot with their responses, and really cleared things up about what the game is really like. You, not so much.

Am I missing something with this Minecraft thing? Every post of it looks really ugly and uninteresting.

Considering the only thing that would stop people from constantly checking their phones is if the battery died, convenience would seem to be the enemy of self-control.

Mouse pointer? It's called a cursor, dude.

Wait, so you can't actually play as Luigi? Kinda disappointing.

What a horrible title.

It's about time West Coast teams got a shot. Seeing the same old teams from the NBC Sports Division get them over and over gets tiresome.

He doesn't travel that much because it'd be too much for an entire season. He may be able to handle one series.

............This sounds just like Gangnam Style. Same exact structure.

He tells the same stories because he knows not everyone watches every broadcast.

Back in my day, we would have just said, "That's the free market."

Yeah, it really should've!

I've been dreading this move since Deadspin did it. For whatever reason, Gawker has never had a good commenting system. It's just so awkward and weird. Why only two conversations per page?

Marriage is a complete failure of an institution, so this can only be a good thing.

Ranch is disgusting and Del Taco blows Taco Bell out of the water.

In the context of a video game, especially one like Saints Row, I don't see room for confusion.

Thanks for the "literally" part. I wasn't sure exactly what killing people meant.

I'm truly sorry.