Ichiro is the fucking man.

Because I always lose bets. Doesn’t mean I still don’t have feelings.

Yeah you’re totally right.. When Vince Carter dunked over that 7-foot French dude in 2000 it totally ruined it because France was a second-tier international team that year...

Man shut the fuck up

Context:

I’m not a Thunder fan, I just like Westbrook more than Curry.

Everyone in Boston has an ugly girlfriend and Boondock Saints is their favorite movie.

The Patriots’ system is recording other teams’ defensive practices.

But the Patriots system is; they have no system. Its tailored every time to whoever their opponent is, which they can do because they have Tom Brady. Its not a secret. Other teams are free to copy it if they could. No he certainly has no cannon arm, and the deep ball (and running) was always the worst part of his…

Lebron begged Cleveland to hire him, and they wouldn’t. What greater evidence that he’s been blacklisted, and...wait wait, I’m getting Cheez-doodles on my keyboard, I’ve said too much.

That the Soviet Union had its players tank in the 1980 Miracle on Ice hockey game so that enough interest was generated for the Olympics that the US might not boycott the Moscow Summer Olympics.

He’s tremendously poised under pressure and takes care of the ball but you know, so does alex smith. He’s spent his life playing for the same coach and learning the most sophisticated offensive system in the NFL, it drove reggie wayne back into retirement and there’s a reason these small, scrappy WRs each produce as…

Jeremy Giambi was safe

This is known as the “Dad’s Paradox:” Without replay, a dad will complain that the refs never make the right call, but with replay a dad will complain that getting the call right doesn’t matter, and it’s better to just move the game along. It has baffled physicists for millenia.

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, MAPLE SYRUP BOY

Why is this hoverboard equipped with a crotch-demolishing stem in the middle?

My theory is that you can’t be clutch but you can not be not clutch — I don’t think people get notably better, but I definitely want a dude who doesn’t crumble under pressure.

I believe Tom Brady is a system quarterback

That the NBA purposefully rigs games.

One might even call them a super team.