The only sports commentator who swings my decisions to subscribe to a network is Papi Le Batard. If Fox Sports gave him a show I would switch to watching them.

Was that the one where the groom’s limo was late and he got on the phone and walked down the middle of the street and started yelling about how he was gonna cut the driver’s throat for making him late?

No. That’s a reductive and shameful straw man fallacy.

I still miss the fuck out of “Don’t Trust the B-- in Apt 23.” I watch it all the time on Netflix and want new episodes soooo badly.

I don’t think Mariah knows her.

This is a brutally tasteless comment. +1

This is the first solid ‘right way’ joke here in months.

Jose Fernandez’s funeral is the new “but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express.”

Baseball is the most beautiful game

Why are you surprised they mourn the right way?

Bill James has his through 24 career matching up with Tom Seaver, but with double the K’s. Tom fucking Seaver, but more dynamic. That is HIGH praise. Jose Fernandez will forever be my generations greatest “what if?” question.

I think I’d load 10-15 rounds, all right next to each other and hope that when I spin the chamber the added weight would put the loaded portion of the chamber toward the bottom.

Congrats! You’re a fucking idiot!

Good comment. I mean, sure, t’s false and indicates that you don’t understand NFL rules very well, but your typing is top notch!

Thanks for stepping away from the gridiron for a few seconds to enlighten us, oh wise football sage. You fucking clown.

+ 1 uncomfortable college orientation discussion

Gosh, that’s perfect

If he doesn’t want to get hit in the head, maybe he shouldn’t wear a helmet. He’s just asking for it when he’s dressed like that.

[thinking emoji]

Its because he’s black