He’s so fucking surface about everything that I don’t even know how he didn’t squander his father’s money with his phoney baloney dog and pony show trying to be a businessman. I blame it on good advisors because he sure as hell doesn’t know shit about shit.

The problem is that when the police talk to African-Americans, the conversation tends to include phrases like “GET ON THE GROUND! NOW!” and “HE’S GOT A GUN!” and “IT’S GIULIANI TIME!”

So are they walking out on the justice and accountability part? Or the fact that they dared to wear a shirt with names of two dead black men?

The cops that walked off can’t even say it was because “there was anti-police rhetoric being used” (some morons still think that saying Black Lives Matter means other lives don’t). They had the Dallas PD logo on the shirt as well. They took an anti-violence stand, and those punks walked out. Fuck them then. I’m sure…

“Ironically, the full-scale marketing blitz that Orlando used to attract Hill and McGrady overwhelmed Duncan and helped convince him to pick a situation where he felt more comfortable.”

Smoke another one, hippy.

Every Pokemon is special in their own way but you only see them as tools of war. If you cannot treat your pokemon with love and respect you’ll never be a pokemon master.

“Netflix and chill? Naw babe,’come through and catch this Gyrados”

“Was it at a mirror?”

If Hulk Hogan didn't make a sex tape.

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Jet fuel can’t melt Sir Francis Bacon.

Holy fucking shit he was a badass.

If that was Haku, they would need a mop and bucket to clean that guy out of the ring.

At least he didn’t jump into the ring with Haku. You’re likely to lose your nose if you do that.

THE GAME-UH

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

“It’s real to me”

Don't blame her, Barry. She was only waiting for this moment to arise.