“Ironically, the full-scale marketing blitz that Orlando used to attract Hill and McGrady overwhelmed Duncan and helped convince him to pick a situation where he felt more comfortable.”

Smoke another one, hippy.

Every Pokemon is special in their own way but you only see them as tools of war. If you cannot treat your pokemon with love and respect you’ll never be a pokemon master.

“Netflix and chill? Naw babe,’come through and catch this Gyrados”

“Was it at a mirror?”

If Hulk Hogan didn't make a sex tape.

This is the same joke that was used on the last Wade article.

In a case like Dywane and the Heat’s relationship going sour, it’s always important to ask ywh.

Holy fucking shit he was a badass.

If that was Haku, they would need a mop and bucket to clean that guy out of the ring.

Strangely, it seems like it’d make much more sense for the Austin character to beat the crap out of the fan than to just watch.

At least he didn’t jump into the ring with Haku. You’re likely to lose your nose if you do that.

THE GAME-UH

A true professional, Austin. Didn’t break kayfabe when given the opportunity to ACTUALLY beat the shit out of a guy.

You have to love the ref kicking the shit out of the guy.

“It’s real to me”

When I read this piece I was so angry that I did that which no man should ever do. Should I have done it? Perhaps not. But I suppose we’re all just staring wistfully out onto the ocean

“a video in which no one is being physically violated”

How can this list not factor in when last-call is for each city? Being able to party longer is always more important than having a few hundred extra bars to choose from.

Example: South Beach / Miami

Don't blame her, Barry. She was only waiting for this moment to arise.