Mythbusters proved that you really only need duct tape to fly.

@CrustyJoe: You'll be prodded on Greyhound, just not by a TSA agent.

@Googlo The Otaku Ninja: They have this at the bar near where I go to law school. It costs $2 a try and if you catch it, the bar will cook it for free...I always pass for fear of food poisoning.

@beanperry: Lets see what this guy was liable for here. Assault, battery, false imprisonment, possibly infliction of serious emotional distress and a litany of criminal charges. Yeah I'm sure your daughter would appreciate going to visit you in jail and her lack of a college fund because it has all been spent on legal…