Heluuuu! Dammit Jim, everytime I drop by your groovy little hippie-pad, it's as if I've landed in Darwin's Backyard to the screams of, "We want our thumbs!" Especially that Bathhouse Barry, he is precious.

"Dr. Laura's 1st Amendment rights were violated!"

Hannity is now Captain Badass, ever since he survived his waterboarding.

Flavor Flav's Chicken and Ribs is a joke in yo' town.