To be fair, it says right there on the back of the truck “DODGE”.

Sooooo jumping out of a car at 50mph would give me the human on foot running record

That’s what she said.

An interior without a bunch of useless shit in it. This limits me to cars from about 2004 or older. Unless I want to go live in India, Thailand, or Indonesia or something.
I hate infotainment systems. Especially touch screen ones, you can go scrape the inside of your nostrils with a rusty spoon if you’re one of the…

Hot take: fuck the Willys, arguably the portent to today’s SUV craze. Yeah, I know, it’s a bit of a reach, but fuck it all the same. Brilliant war machine and should have stayed on the battlefield.

Well it wasn’t me behind the wheel, but I was standing 20 feet away from the car when it came to a stop. Some friends and I had a Mercury Topaz “woods beater” that we uh, beat on in the woods like a forsaken rally car. One nice summer day, a couple of kids who I don’t even think were 16 took it for a spin. We were…

Facts! if they’re not belching smoke everywhere, they’re tailgating you when you’re not in the passing lane, even if you’re going 80mph, with their LED lights un-adjusted, using off road tires so now they sound like a harley and a truck, stained with the one time it rained and they never cleaned to make people believe…

ok, so definitely not the same situation as in this story, but many gas vehicle drivers will pull up to the only diesel pump at a station, so I have to wait for them to finish filling up where there are other gas only pumps available. I know it is just inattention or not knowing that diesel pumps even exist. I am def…

smug tesla owners suck but at least they are not burning fossil fuels. big picture here, morons. 

Jingled when parked.   No snowballers.  I Hohoho what I got.

And no, I don't car about all the shit that'll fall in it. All that stuff becomes a time capsule that the next owner will dig through and judge you by what he finds.

I enjoyed this trailer, when does the movie come out?

My statements along these lines always bring people like you out. ALWAYS. “Oh but the safety,” they whisper. “The older models are so uncomfortable,” they squirm. You clutch your pearls and avert your eyes as my knuckledragging old truck and battered old ass partner up and motor on down the road, getting things done…

Unpopular opinion incoming:

The state of car and truck grills in 2018 makes me genuinely worried that we will abandon the lower case letter in favor of writing everything in caps at some point in my lifetime.

I know the two are unrelated, but look at cars/trucks these days and tell me its not a possibility. 

LOL! OMG some people are so far up their own *** I don’t think they could see the light-up logo anyway! Does that also have the optional turn signal use package?

It’s spelled “Tanoak” but it’s pronounced “Check Engine Light”.

You forgot the suburban compensators.

Pick up trucks are bad at carrying people, and a lot of people who buy trucks like these crew cab trucks use them to commute to work by themselves. I’m not saying they can’t carry people, but the marketing people have fooled a ton of people into thinking that trucks are just great for carrying people.