Violence is never the answer, but sometimes it is.

Man, what are the odds it's lands on heads that second time though?

Cry me a river packers fan. Maybe try actually covering one of the best wide receivers of all time? Naaaaah just blame it on teh OT rulez!!!!

Damn. I don’t hate Mort, which instantly puts him in the top 1% of current ESPN personalities.

+1 DA Jack McCoy

Chait’s articles make a good argument.

“I think Chandler Jones might have smoked a ton of PCP that night. I know I just did.”
/rips Golic in half with his bare hands

Cris Carter: You like to get wet?

Greg Ostertag once did PCP with Howie Long and Greg Ostertag convinced Howie to mimic his hairstyle.

“Ben Roethlisberger may not be able to throw a ball more than eight yards.”

Well, it did solve poverty for 3 people. And in a country of 300 million, that works out to 10%.

He’s reportedly half-thrilled to get the chance to coach Colin Kaepernick.

If you have a problem with players being robbed, college athletics might not be for you.

You can’t tell if he’s joking? Seriously? Spoiler alert — he is.

spoiler alert: its the black thing

Get a load of this guy! He calls me names and makes sexually suggestive comments about the female anatomy all because he doesn’t understand HIPAA!

Well fuck me, guess I shoulda done me some rapin’ and pillagin’...if only I could get off this horse.

Of course the dead Jets fans in the audience will boo him when his name is called...

Brooks Berringer was flying way too under the radar to comment about this.

ha! what a fucking humble brag.