“I have tried to call him directly 18 different ways.”

As a human being, I also want to punch him.

Hit in the face by Blair Walsh’s kick

Being more likely than not aware of deflated footballs is officially worse than multiple attempts to injure players.

Why set it to easy? It’s not even hard on Heismen.

Let’s not be crazy here. That hit on Antonio was BULLSHIT. Pacman is a) on the Bengals and b) an idiot.

Brown is a filthy flopper

He’s like the human equivalent of skyline chili.

Well, looks like I’m driving to Providence and beating the shit out of Tim More.

The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

If it were Brandon LaFell, they would have burned the house down already

(light bulb goes off over Doc’s head) (makes 50 copies of lineup cards with “Joshua Smythe” and “Rance Stevensonn”)

Smith has helped Jameis Winston to a historic season for a rookie quarterback, and a probable Offensive Rookie of the Year award.

I see you’ve never had a significant other suggest “we just take a break for a little while.”

I don’t know how much Lovie really helped Jameis. Kid was already pretty offensive before he got to Tampa Bay.

But, and this is a biggie, Henderson DID play. Rock should already be in the Hall though.

Wow, where did you find a horse that tall?!

Take that, guy who was only one of the 3 or 4 best catchers ever!

HOT TAEK ALERT

This whole Mark Jackson situation reminds me of something that happened when I was young…

Are you saying Eisenhower couldn’t hit a curveball?